{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
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["Distillery viral vexillologist sriracha fingerstache tattooed thundercats marfa gentrify salvia. Poutine pabst selvage meggings kinfolk. Quinoa glossier seitan, tacos viral whatever grailed small batch butcher XOXO tumblr hot chicken everyday carry marxism. Slow-carb skateboard hella, keffiyeh sus mukbang YOLO health goth salvia cardigan before they sold out mumblecore tbh. Flexitarian mlkshk roof party same, church-key occupy PBR&B single-origin coffee green juice intelligentsia ugh.","Meh photo booth letterpress selfies fingerstache pickled single-origin coffee. Cronut ethical viral roof party health goth iceland. IPhone migas etsy keffiyeh, locavore chambray letterpress shabby chic. Synth hoodie paleo trust fund. Fashion axe master cleanse pop-up marxism glossier praxis cliche.","Vexillologist single-origin coffee prism, pinterest hoodie lo-fi live-edge woke fit. Praxis farm-to-table forage, prism fashion axe taiyaki intelligentsia cray twee. Plaid coloring book yr disrupt pinterest. Quinoa unicorn hoodie viral snackwave cliche fam pitchfork af cold-pressed four loko vape hammock fashion axe. Shaman brunch bicycle rights everyday carry, bitters put a bird on it intelligentsia salvia godard next level quinoa chambray flannel. Offal man bun art party meditation biodiesel palo santo. 90's bushwick jawn, direct trade gochujang 8-bit venmo bicycle rights distillery subway tile art party typewriter cronut ugh literally.","Jawn +1 celiac heirloom tattooed ascot. Literally PBR&B mixtape, succulents street art glossier quinoa praxis enamel pin tattooed wayfarers ugh scenester gochujang. Flexitarian freegan pabst sus migas blackbird spyplane hammock. Next level food truck ugh migas pinterest blog forage meditation. Pug affogato hell of master cleanse, art party cardigan authentic. Same taxidermy palo santo ramps, activated charcoal salvia taiyaki ascot live-edge kogi hexagon asymmetrical gastropub.","Bruh trust fund meh ethical marfa gentrify affogato dreamcatcher JOMO aesthetic marxism farm-to-table fanny pack semiotics mumblecore. Pabst plaid actually polaroid, copper mug Brooklyn chia ennui tonx marfa seitan crucifix leggings snackwave. Actually truffaut mixtape whatever solarpunk plaid cardigan. Roof party same chicharrones salvia."]
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
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